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Novelty Small Hands Trump Soap

$4.50

Novelty Small Hands Trump Soap

$4.50

Miniature Trump small hands soap bar.

Cucumber & olive oil scent.

Package includes one 2 oz. bar.

Made in the USA.

SKU: novelty-trump-soap. Categories: , .

While he certainly didn’t originate the dirty in dirty politics, he has definitely taken it to a whole new level!  Now, thanks to his time in office- we all could use a cleansing, so it’s time to Make America Bathe Again!  Like Trump’s hands (which are actually smaller than 85% of American men), our novelty Small Hands Trump Soap is definitely smaller than the average bar, but the impact of the insult that inspired its design, by fellow Republican Marco Rubio, has had a HUGE impact on Trump’s ego.  We do wonder if the cucumber and olive oil blend of this novelty soap could actually help strengthen Trump’s ultra-think skin?  I guess we’ll simply ponder, rinse, and repeat.  Bar size is approximately 2 oz.  Not tested on animals.  Made in the USA.  Sold individually.

Product Safety Disclaimer:  To preserve the value and integrity of all our other products, we have constructed a special wall around our stock of Trump merchandise to contain the misogynistic, racist, and bigoted aura that may emanate from products bearing his likeness.  No worries, this was built at no cost to you.  Clearly, Mexico paid for it!

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Kathryn P.

Fast, friendly service! My item was shipped and received very quickly. Will definitely be returning soon for fun and unique gifts.

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Ken R.

Received quickly and as described, in great condition. A delightful item (rubber ducky of Rocky Horror Picture Show's Frank-N-Furter).

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Ken R.

Super happy. Item as described, shipped quickly, packaged carefully, arrived in great shape.

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