While he certainly didn’t originate the dirty in dirty politics, he has definitely taken it to a whole new level!  Now, thanks to his time in office- we all could use a cleansing, so it’s time to Make America Bathe Again!  Like Trump’s hands (which are actually smaller than 85% of American men), our novelty Small Hands Trump Soap is definitely smaller than the average bar, but the impact of the insult that inspired its design, by fellow Republican Marco Rubio, has had a HUGE impact on Trump’s ego.  We do wonder if the cucumber and olive oil blend of this novelty soap could actually help strengthen Trump’s ultra-think skin?  I guess we’ll simply ponder, rinse, and repeat.  Bar size is approximately 2 oz.  Not tested on animals.  Made in the USA.  Sold individually.

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