No, really, I’m fine.  It’s the rest of you who need therapy!  Here to help improve your thinking and work on your coping skills, this mini Freud desktop therapist will certainly lighten your load at the office.  Ready to go at the touch of a button whenever you need a session, this miniature therapist is available 24/7 from the comfort of your very own office.  Pre-loaded with 16 different words of wisdom, you can talk to this therapist for hours and hours for one low purchase price!  The Sigmund Freud-inspired appearance of this office novelty will have you instantly feeling the need to express your emotions, talk about your relationships, and even let him know exactly who’s bothering you at the office.  With built-in phrases like, “Tell me about your mother… What was your childhood like?”  and “Why don’t you spend some time reflecting on that?” this 4″ bundle of battery-operated brilliance will help you process your feelings and always connect with you right where you’re at.  Made of plastic.  Requires 3 LR44 button cell batteries (included).  NOTE:  This novelty mini Freud desktop therapist is not actually a licensed professional!  Approximately 4″ tall.  Sold individually.