Holders of this Chardonnay Vacay keyring know there’s only two kinds of people in the world- People that go to wine tastings to get totally wasted, and liars!  Proudly proclaim to the world how self-actualized you are by carrying this hot pink tag… and giving people your unsolicited opinion on every vineyard and vintage you pass. …

Do you want to be the guest who brings the cool, creative wine gift wrap to the party? Well, our sock monkey wine cover loves parties, and parties love The Wine Monkey. How can you resist? Those cute button eyes. That drunken smile. . . sold individually.

What can we say?  When you're feeling a little fruity, and need a tightly sealed hole, you can count on a banana to get the job done!  It's a proven fact...the mere sight of a banana stuffed into a wine bottle is enough to spread smiles (and occasionally legs) even at the most sophisticated gatherings. …