The Donald masquerading as President Trump is proving to be a rich source of inspiration for comedians, artists, and other creatives.  Los Angeles-based sociopolitical street artist, ABCNT, is no exception, introducing us to Bitchy Rich– a vinyl collectible figure that represents “45” in Richie Rich PHashion, clutching his stacks of corporate cash!  This unique figure tells the devious story of a man-child who, despite the millions daddy gave him to make him feel bigly, knew deep down inside that he was just a small, small man with no real friends (and some tiny, tiny hands). Hiding behind wads of cash to mask his self-loathing, he set out to be an affable king. He bought new red hats for everyone and promised greatness in exchange for friendship, but as soon as he turned king, his followers quickly found out that he was a true fraud, just an aged version of the spoiled brat he had always been.  This Limited Edition collectible Trump doll bears an uncanny likeness to Trumplestiltskin with his chubby proportions, less-than-flattering comb over, distinct orangish coloring, and eye tan lines.  Made of vinyl.  Approximately 8” high.  Sold individually.

Note:  Availability of this item is limited to inventory on-hand.  The production of this collectible was limited to 200 pieces and has sold out from the maker.  Similar to collecting currency, where minting mistakes often propel defective coins to become very valuable, we have a hunch that items commemorating this low point in the history of our democracy, may propel these Trump collectibles to high points of value in the future, so get yours today!

Product Safety Disclaimer:  To preserve the value and integrity of all our other products, we have constructed a special wall around our stock of Trump merchandise to contain the misogynistic, racist, and bigoted aura that may emanate from products bearing his likeness.  No worries, this was built at no cost to you.  Clearly, Mexico paid for it!