Inside: Just thou waiteth for the ‘Golden Ages.”
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Occasion: Birthday
Front: The Middle Ages My back doth hurt. I haveth knee problems. Dryeth is my vagina. and most itchy. I cannotith get it upeth anymore. My arm felleth off.
Inside: Just thou waiteth for the ‘Golden Ages.”
This card also includes a SURPRISE bonus message on the back!