Add a side of PHlair to your holiday garland or Christmas tree with ornaments from our hilarious Retro Sassy Collection!  This artfully designed Thick and Sprucy ornament PHeatures crisp, vibrant retro graphics paired with the stand-out sassy quote, “I like em’ real thick and sprucy” (some are admittedly a little more naughty than nice). Made in the USA, each of these bauble-shaped button ornaments is crafted using a hand pressing technique (similar to button badge pins from the ’80s, but super-sized). The PHestive vintage image is printed on high gloss photo paper, and the ornament is finished with a wood backing.  A touch of gold paint and a hand tied ribbon provide a polished finish, making each ornament ready-to-hang with ease.  Approximately 4″ in diameter. Choose from four unique styles.  Thick and Sprucy ornament pictured. Sold individually.