It’s March and it’s show time!  Gigolos, the half-hour reality show on the Showtime network, has just returned for its 6th season airing on Thursday nights at 11:00 PM.  Why does PHAG care, you ask?  Well, there’s no question we know a thing or two about diversity.  After all, preferences for everything from sexual partners to sex positions (explored deeply on the series) are as varied and individual as our lives and the homes we live in (explored deeply on our website).  Good Friday isn’t until tomorrow, and since we’re talking about all things green in March, we decided today was the perfect time to be a little bad…here are the top three reasons the latest installment of this cutting edge series gets our green light for guilty pleasure TV!

Reason #3:  The racy content is so high intensity, it’s like getting in an extra workout sitting on your sofa!

In the first episode of the new season, pimp turned author, Scotty Bowers (billed as the Godfather of gigolos), reveals that he fixed up 20 plus guys per night from a gas station, each for the low price of $20.  Not convinced?  Name one other show where you will meet the man responsible for fixing up Hollywood icon Katharine Hepburn with HER guilty pleasure, girls, for more than 50 years!  Oh, and speaking of a guilty pleasure, we know you can use the extra work out after indulging in that large Shamrock Shake you had…it is March, after all.

Reason #2:  Season 4 of Vanderpump Rules has wrapped, so you’ll need to get your fix of oh-so-gay straight guys somewhere!

While you won’t find this cast hanging out in SUR every night, you may hear their clients calling out SIR as they get down to business.  Admittedly, these guys aren’t Tom Sandoval, Tom Schwartz, or Jason (Jax) Taylor, but their pampering regimen is equally impressive.  Gigolos is one part West Hollywood glamour, two parts Sin City seedy, with a splash of bubbly personality- and that makes for a PHine cocktail.

Reason #1:  Watching sex professionals in Sin City debate penis size is far more entertaining than watching GOP presidential candidates do it!

It’s hard to believe I’m actually writing this, but not unlike this year’s Republican presidential race, in the Gigolos season opener, the conversation turned to the topic of penis size very quickly.  The BIG difference- in Gigolos, it’s actually entertaining!  If the GOP is in need of qualified fact-checkers for the remainder of their primary season, we know some guys that just might be UP for the job.

It seems we have the green light for an introduction…

Ducking Donald & Lying Ted– meet Ash, Brace, Bradley, Nick, and Vin- five gigolos with quite possibly the largest… hands we’ve ever seen!

Thought we were going to say something else?  Don’t feel guilty, it’s our pleasure.