Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, step inside PHAG’s cabinet of curiosities, a BOOtique of Halloween tricks and treats so PHABULOUSLY PHREAKY it’s guaranteed to strike fear in the hearts of haters.

We’re giving you permission to cast off those inhibitions… and get creative!

But the clock is ticking…  Do you have last minute parties to attend? Show up without a hostess gift and you could get caught with your pants down.

Are you a Brad or Janet? It’s time to choose…

How you prepare for Saturday night may decide it once and for all.

Everyone here at PHAG is standing by to help make your Halloween PHrightfully PHantastic, but the dungeon door is closing, and we’d rather die than see you show up without a to-die-for last-minute costume or hostess gift!

Might we suggest this oh-so-horror-ible bottle opener?  We think Frankenfurter would agree that it rocks, no?

We’ve got trinkets so terrifying you’ll never be the same, and prices so perfect, you’ll swear you made a deal with the devil himself.

So as the moon rises on the spookiest night of the year, we trust your lair is well-stocked with magic elixirs and potions that keep evil spirits at bay and welcome  your dearest, or perhaps, even the dearly departed…