Happy St. Patrick’s Day, lads and lassies.  We hope you’re getting pinched in all the right places as we continue to celebrate all things green on this greenest of holidays!  If the PHreak in you has you planning to be up all night to get lucky- we’ve got tips on everything from stout men to stout beer, so if it doesn’t come with plenty of head, you should probably move on…

If you’re considering  a simple seasonal libation, try some green beer- all you need is a frosty brew and a drop or two of green food coloring.  Of course, nothing is more Irish than a stout pint of Guiness.  ‘Tis true that bartenders consider the proper pouring of this beer to be a real art.  Careful though, too much of this delicacy is sure to leave you green around the gills.

If your idea of getting lucky relies more on a stout man than a stout brew, consider going green with a honeydew martini.  It mixes fast with only three simple ingredients, and goes down in a PHlash, not to mention it’s gorgeous, simply gorgeous!

• 3 ounces vodka
• 1/2 ounce Midori
• 1/2 ounce triple sec

Another PHavorite… Shamrock Juice.  It’s great for a late start because just one of these high octane drinks will quickly turn any night into a party!

• .5 oz gin
• .5 oz vodka
• .5 oz light rum
• .5 oz silver tequila
• .5 oz blue curacao
• Top with 1- 2 oz of fresh orange juice!

If you’re chasing rainbows tonight, our wish is that you find a pot of gold or, better yet, a super cute leprechaun who’s also been up all night to get lucky.