Hello lovelies!

We know you’ve always been hot, but this summer has been more of a sizzler than any of us could have anticipated. With the new Netflix series Wet Hot American Summer dropping today, color us nostalgic! We expect 80’s obsession to reach record highs!

Following in the footsteps of the original show by the same name, the purveyors of binge-worthy TV over at Netflix claim their new show will follow the counselors and campers on their first day at Camp Firewood in the summer of 1981.

We are SURE that you’re too young to remember 1981, so here’s a recap, you know, just in case…

Space shuttle Columbia took her first flight:

Prince Charles and Lady Di got hitched:

According to thepeoplehistory.com, (GASP!) this is what we were wearing!

We know. Welcome back to the future, McFly.

Since “Summer Camp” has long been the identity of our summer seasonal treasures, we’re celebrating!  No matter what the calendar says, the PHine PHolks at PHAG are here to make sure you’re PHetching at the beach house or the barbecue. Now that we have something to watch once these long summer days have turned to steamy nights, bag the Bartles & Jaymes and someone pack the Walkman. It’s time to party!

Just don’t forget those shades, gorgeous. Beer goggles do nothing for crow’s feet.

Of course, all of this time travel could have you in a PHunk. Do you need a drink to cool off?

Chill! If you remember to pack this libation life jacket, you’ll be life of the party off and on the lake.

Sex on the beach? Ooh, we don’t like to preach, papa…

just keep the sand off your erm…cocktail, with these just naughty enough napkins. And if you need advice for mixing, the recipe is on the back.

You’re welcome.

If you’re baring all after a long hard winter full of ab-busting crunches, but are still a party of one, cozy up in this fat-free giant donut float.

It’ll keep you fit and afloat, long after you’ve drowned your sorrows, darling.

That’s all for now. It’s time to turn up the heat here at PHAG HQ, too.  It’s a very happy hour.  Did someone say martini?

In the meantime, here’s hoping your summer nights are wet and wild and that these remaining sunny days make you shine.